Dear Fried Food

I just wanted to let you know that I thank you for taking away my stress and PMS for the next hour or so. Then I will be cursing myself for eating you and trying to figure out when I can get to the gym to lose some weight and tone up my muscles that feel like jell-o. Then I will remember that my life is absolute chaos right now so I won't be able to get to the gym anytime soon and I will curse you some more.

Sincerely,
Stacy